I did a speech, a lecture entitled
manager of the first tenet is
Monday morning, mid-term exams just finished, four students burst into the classroom with the teacher angrily said, it? We make-up it! The teacher told them to sit on the four corners of the classroom, the students open the examination paper, with only one issue people, or deceive all the people short, but you can not fool all the people forever. It was also said that However, someone on the
Three Kingdoms, there are Ming with five thousand soldiers to carry food supplies to the West County,UGG boots cheap, suddenly received the news that his rival Sima Yi, with fifteen million troops kill West County over men's five thousand troops and horses Ming , half have been sent out, Ming ordered the gates opened, looking for a dozen veterans dressed people sweep the streets near the city gate, Zhuge Liang, the first incense sit in their own playing, standing next to young attendants, a holding a sword, a holding whisk. Sima Yi came with a force outside the city, one saw this, immediately ordered a retreat, and his son, Sima Zhao asked him why he should retreat, said Sima Yi, Zhuge Liang caution his life, never take risks, the city is now wide open, There must be an ambush inside. This is to know ourselves, Zhuge Liang Sima Yi to know that he is a very cautious person, so you can violate common practice to take risks.
manager's second motto is
three men, they were asked the same question, I hope they see me,UGG shoes, they would say , they will say think of the place, which is
three students, and their task is to find the height of a building, everyone has a tool, a barometer, that is, the amount of atmospheric pressure can be used to instrument, the first students are learning project, he found a rope, tied a rope to the barometer at one end, the building went to the top of the rope to sag, when the barometer touched the ground, he cut the rope, the rope is the length of the building height of the; the second student in physics, he measured out the ground with a pressure of atmospheric pressure, and then went to the top of the building, measure out the pressure of the atmosphere, set into the formula, put the operator out of the height of the building; The third student is to learn trade, he found the building's administrator, told him that I give you a barometer as a gift, you go look up building the file, tell me what is the height of the building? The same topic, there are three different solutions, come up with ways that others do not think this is
Einstein said
manager's third tenet is
six o'clock in the morning, my mother in the kitchen cooking breakfast, breakfast was ready, my mother called look not wake up, rubbed his eyes and his mother, do not like me, so I do not want to go to school. my mother said, .
Churchill said that business, you want to open up markets in Africa, sent two salesmen to Africa, the first salesman got off the plane, immediately telegraphed back to the Corporation, said, shoes.
there is a story, and a general out of the emperor's command to fight several consecutive lost the battle, he wrote a memorial to the emperor said, is to give the emperor beheaded, and should be changed to is an optimist, it seems There is no other way. we can work together to stop, the paper was handed to the front; class after the bell rang, but also to write the examination paper, I will not accept it. years, was about holding the test paper out of the exam hall again and again when the students who sit in the back corner of the rush for Someone once said ran out, they both shocked and ran back to the tiger run fast, they Paode Man, Tiger getting closer and closer, one of them stopped to take off his heavy hiking boots and opened his backpack to put on a light running shoes, his friends said, No matter what you wear shoes, since you will not run faster than the tiger. dangerous means, know yourself that the war does not put himself in a dangerous position, as a military strategist, Sun Tzu certainly know the world is not a victorious strategy. I believe we all heard the story of Sun Bin, Sun Bin is the grandson future generations, but also an outstanding military strategist, he was Minister of the Warring States Period Qi Tian Ji's chief of staff, Tian Ji, and advised the king often with horse racing, a horse on a horse race three, the horse not as Qi Wei Tian Ji King's horse, so I always lose a small win, but to Tian Ji Sun Bin out of a plan, and that is spend on the king of Qi of the Si-Si, Si with the lower of the king of Qi Si, Si on with the next The king of Qi's on Si, two wins three games, you can get total victory.
manager's seventh credo is a story, he and British Prime Minister Tony Blair Tony Blair is the world's political stage closest partners, with the Hiller day Bush said that as president, I most vexing thing is that there is no way to my side So many people in the most intelligent person to find out, help me to do something, you seem to do very well in this regard, what is your secret tips you can share with me? Blair said, in that simple, I'll give you an example Blair, standing next to him with the finance minister Gordon Brown Gordon Brown said, One man is your father's son, but not your brother, this man was. but it is not your brother, is this guy? Nobel Prize winner Chen Ning Yang-bit Dingdingyouming, as we called to ask him; Cheney, the phone rang to Chen Ning Yang, Cheney said, But not your brother, is this guy? President Bush is also a story of a new Prime Minister of Japan to the United States to President Bush to make a courtesy visit, but he will not speak English, do not know how to talk with President Bush, his staff told him not to worry when you see President Bush, to begin with, he said (You?) . business, each store in store a large billboard put up, the first tailor shop billboard said, the tailor, words to the best, to become a great undertaking.
manager tenth motto is One day after dinner, Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton decided to go for a drive, late, and they found the way home the car needs refueling, Bill Clinton entered the side of the road the car at a gas station, where they were dark and quiet, He pressed the half-day speakers, have a covered oil, bearded workers weakly to help him out of fuel, is pumping the gas, Hilary Clinton see the workers immediately jumped from the car, shook hands and embraced him, hot chat contact with him, Bill Clinton in the car within sight, and a stomach upset, petrol increases it,UGG bailey button, and money paid, Bill Clinton drove to the White House went on the road can not help but ask Hilary Clinton, refueling at the gas station just that work for us Who, Hilary said that he was my high school sweetheart, I almost married him,UGG boots, Bill Clinton sneer said, look if you're lucky, you today is the U.S. president's wife, if then wrong step, you're a gas station worker wife, Hilary response that if I was the married to him, today he is President of the.
we all know, every successful man Behind, there is a great woman; each behind a successful woman, there is a great man; every successful manager, there is a great team, as a manager, his success is by his team for their support and efforts.
- Mr. Liu Jionglang the blog you love to laugh I love talk
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